SQUEEE!

[elementalv.livejournal.com]

I’m totally over the moon, guys! I just heard back from Dr. Gil Grissom, our country’s preeminent forensic entomologist. Here’s his letter:

Dear Ms. Elementalv:

I received your letter of the 20th, as well as your letters of the 18th, 17th, 14th, 13th and the two you wrote on the 12th. Please let me assure you that there is no such insect as the “she-mantis” you described to me. Even if there were, it’s doubtful that she would restrict herself to virgin males, even in this day and age of disease.

At this time, I must respectfully request that you stop writing to me. If you don’t, I will be forced to obtain a restraining order.

Gil Grissom
Supervisor, Crime Scene Investigation

Did you see that? Proof positive that the she-mantis exists. I mean, sure, he had to *claim* that she doesn’t, but that’s just because he works so near Area 51 that all his communications are monitored. All you have to do is read between the lines to see confirmation.

Comments

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Interesting... not 1000% convinced about the existence of she-mantises, but as you say it's indicative that he denies it, rather than saying that he doesn't know.

Keep up the good work!

[houses-on-fire.livejournal.com]

Definitely seems like confirmation to me. I mean, I know all about monitored area 51 communications...

[looks over shoulder, checks under desk]

...we have them here too.

Dr Grissom

[(Anonymous)]

I've heard rumours that Dr. Grissom and members of the U.S. Coast Guard were involved in some dealings with an Architeuthis in the mid 90's off the coast of Grave's Point Washington.

Any confirmation on this?